June 2013
if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person
i want a scene where all the teenagers are discussing the virgins theory with chris and stiles says that he’s the only one of them in danger and chris says “and allison” and they all stay silent and chris shoots scott multiple times with normal bullets
- Person: Hi I'm Christian.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I'm Jewish.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I'm Muslim.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I'm Wiccan.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I'm atheist.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I'm Buddhist.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I'm Hindu.
- Me: Cool.
- Person: Hi I believe in this and you're wrong so I'm going to tell you all about how wrong you are.
- Me: Get the fuck out of my face before I hit you in the face with a frozen turkey.
swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:
things i think about
- kissing
- hugging
- cuddling
- holding hands
- being held down and fucked so hard that I can barely walk