if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

brokenhalelujah:

i want a scene where all the teenagers are discussing the virgins theory with chris and stiles says that he’s the only one of them in danger and chris says “and allison” and they all stay silent and chris shoots scott multiple times with normal bullets

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

things i think about

• kissing
• hugging
• cuddling
• holding hands
• being held down and fucked so hard that I can barely walk